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Monday, November 8, 2010

Let's assume the rumors are true...

I didn't want to weigh in on this while running for congress but I want to address it now. Supposedly Billy Long was getting strippers the Metro Grill. I know there are other allegations but I don't think those are funny and this is the one that seems to have captured some imaginations.
So assuming the rumors are true: What's the big deal about getting strippers? I've always assumed I'm the only guy out there that hasn't gotten a lap dance from a stripper (I have an irrational fear of accidentally going to a place where a blood relative of mine is working).
I've decided to ask some industry insiders on Facebook what the BFG is, starting with a DJ from a local club:

Have you heard the allegations? Do you have any inside information about it?
DJ Anonymous: not really. I just go because it's my job, and i get to work with music in some way. got a girl at home so i don't really true to get to involved with the females there


Is having a stripper at a place like the Metro Grill more or less shady than at a club? Why?
DJ Anonymous: Doesn't matter where they are, according to this country at the age of 18 your an adult, and can make decisions. whether it's to die like a soldier or live free like a warrior. whether to follow people in the sky or your own beliefs. as an adult the government has taken the right to make adult decisions. It don't matter what that girl did for a living, as long as she's old enough to make that choice

Is there a type of person that goes to a strip club?

DJ Anonymous: adults...usually men 18-80 that enjoys the form of the female shape we get everyone from truckers to local news casters well...weather men at least.
Females arent excluded in that list, they just aren't as prevalent. Heck, remember one night that i had to check a few times, but yeah, even Amish had made theyre way there so no...not really a "type"
Do the ladies there seem to lack moral character? Don't say taking off their clothes because we know that part
 DJ Anonymous: Just like going to any store or resturaunt in America, you have good staff...then you have the staff that you don't tip so to speak, but morals are too relative a term. Is it moral that the youth of today walk around Springfield or any city acting like this is 1970's Compton? No, but you get the special intrest groups up your back side anytime you make fun of them for it. Is it moral that we give every little tick an quirk a special needs group and now normal upstanding citizens are buried under the pile. Taking clothes off is nothing in comparison to the recent "everywhere urbanization" that we have allowed. Instead of taking jobs from people trying to pay thier bills, maby this city...state even should worry about removing all the gangs that are polluting this place with drug war fare atleast it would be more productive
 But i'm a bit of an extremist on that end, just had problems like that right across the street recently\
Who do you think is more dishonest a generic stripper or generic politician?
who ruins more peoples lives....answers it's self

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